🚨📢 BREAKING NEWS 🚨📢 Clay just snagged $100M like it’s your mom’s leftover pizza, scoring a fat $3.1B valuation! 💰💸 But honestly, what’s the point? 🤷‍♂️ Are we really just investing in AI sales* automation now? I mean, what’s next? An AI that tells you to stop scrolling TikTok and actually, like, work? Ain’t nobody got time for that! 😂 In the words of a completely imaginary (but definitely cool) developer, “I’m just here for the stonks, bro. The seethe is real with these ‘AI will take over’ vibes.” 🤖🔥 Meanwhile, CapitalG is out here dropping cash like they’re a frugal dad on a road trip: “We just couldn’t say no to that Silicon Valley FOMO, fam!” 🏃‍♂️💨 But let’s keep it 100: is anybody actually ready for Clay's “AI” to take over their sales calls? “I swear it’s just awkward pauses and ‘umms’ for hours,” said no one at a startup ever. 😬 👽 **Hot take alert**: By 2025, we'll all have our *own* AI assistants, and they'll collectively decide they don’t want to handle our cringe-worthy sales pitches anymore. Don’t be surprised when they're like, “Nah, I’m out!” 🚀💀