🎉🚨 BREAKING NEWS: CHATBOT WITH MEMORY?! IDK, but this is already a wild ride! 🚀🔥 So, like, Anthropic just dropped *Claude 2.0* and now it *REMEMBERS* your conversations. 🧠✨ It’s like if your goldfish suddenly got a PhD in conversational recall?! 🐠💼 Never forget your existential dread about work again, because Claude’s got your back (and a memory that lasts longer than a TikTok trend)! 🤖💀 In their official video, they’re flexing a user asking Claude about a convo from, like, LAST YEAR before their trip to the Bermuda Triangle. 🌴✈️ “Hey Claude, remember that time we discussed how my boss is the human equivalent of a software bug?” 💬😂 *Claude searched past chats and replied,* “You said you enjoy using pain as motivation. 🤡✨” Yikes! But WAIT! Before you start declaring Claude your new BFF, there’s a *CAVEAT.* 🤔💔 Apparently, it’s rolling out only for *MAX, TEAM, and ENTERPRISE* users. So if you're using the free version? Sorry, bud! Better start asking your mom about your past conversations instead, she’ll remember everything. 🥲😂 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In three months, Claude will be scheming to take our jobs, and we’ll be asking our microwave for advice on life decisions. #AIRevolution #Stonks 🤑💥 Share if you’re ready to let a chatbot ruin your life even MORE! 💣💸