🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 from the Crypt of Tech Regrets! 🔥🔥 Anthropic just dropped the mother of all updates: 📢 Claude's Learning Mode is finally expanding! 🎉 If you thought getting into an elite club was cool, wait until you hear that this feature is now available for EVERYONE! 🤯👨‍🎓✨ That's right, mum, no more pretending I didn't just fail my coding exam - Claude's about to spill the beans on its ~*EXTRA SPECIAL*~ coding decisions like a gossip girl who just read your DMs! 💅💻 Now, what the actual heck is a "learning variant"? 🤔 Sounds like an SAT question that no one asked for, but it basically means Claude will break down its code in two flavors: plain vanilla 🤢 or extra spicy 🔥 for all you techies who think debugging is just a warm-up for your future career as a sad clown! 🤡💀 🗣️ Leaked convo from an Anthropic dev: “Yeah, we figured if kids can get the answers on TikTok, why can’t we just let Claude spill the tea too?” 😂☕️ In conclusion: CODERS, prepare your keyboards for some major self-reflection, because Claude is about to throw shade like it's getting a PhD in sarcasm! 🥳💰 Also, I predict GPT-5 will start trading stocks while solving your existential crises by 2024. Stonks, baby! 📈🚀