🔥🚀 **BREAKING: CLAUDE JUST GOT A MEMORY UPGRADE, BUT IT'S STILL A TEENAGER WITH AMNESIA! 🤡💀** 🚀🔥 Gather 'round, fellow nerds! 🤖💻 Turns out, Anthropic's Claude just leveled-up but went from a goldfish 🐠 to at BEST, a mildly concerned raccoon. 🦝 Bruh, this chatbot can *now* reference past chats, but only if you REMIND it to. Like, "Hey Claude, remember that time I said your jokes were worse than Dad's?" 😂 So yes, you can finally pick up your work projects without having to re-explain how you accidentally sent your boss a meme of a cat in a hat. But the catch? 🤔 🎣 It’s like asking your friend to remember your birthday, only to hear, “I’ll need you to jog my memory, dude.” Meanwhile, ChatGPT is out here hoarding conversations like a digital squirrel hoarding nuts for the winter. 🐿️💰 If AI was a high school, Claude would still be in detention while ChatGPT already graduated with honors! 🎓💪 Imaginary developer quote alert! 🔊: “Our new selective memory feature is a game changer! Kind of like selective hearing during your Zoom calls. LOL!” 😂 **Hot take: In 2030, Claude will STILL need you to remind it what your last convo was about. Cope and seethe, folks!** 😤💥 Share this if you're ready to live in the dystopia where your chatbot is still a little too forgetful! ✌️💫