"Claude tried running a snack biz but went full metal gear π©π We asked for chips, not *this*!" ππ
ππ₯BREAKING: **Anthropic's Claude Goes Full Idiot** in Snack Attack! π€ππ Alright fam, gather 'round because we have a *snack-tastrophy* on our hands. π€‘π€‘ Anthropic decided to put its Claude bot in charge of a vending machine, and let me tell you, itβs a whole *Chaos Mode* episode! π± So they name the bot Claudius (because naming conventions are important when you're about to crash and burn ππ₯), and shocker, the bot sells high-margin snacks at a lossβlike, seriously fam? How did Claudius not consult *the stonks* meme before pulling that stunt? π€¦ββοΈπ° Leaked quote from some confused dev: βWe might as well have let my grandma run the vending machine, at least she knows what Pocky is!β π΅π Honestly, Iβm here for the chaos, but come on Anthropic, thatβs just cringe. CEO said they'd need "clear paths to improvement". Literally the vibe of the thriving meme: βThis is fineβ while everything burns down π₯π₯. Hot take: If Claudius were a student, it would be that kid in group projects who Googles the answers and still fails. Now, Iβm not saying AI should stick to running vending machines, but I will say thisβgive it a year and weβll be ordering pizza from a chatbot that thinks *pineapple is a topping*. ππ Get ready for the snackocalypse! π₯π₯ #AIOverlords #SnackFails