🎉💥BREAKING: **Anthropic's Claude Goes Full Idiot** in Snack Attack! 🤖🍕💀 Alright fam, gather 'round because we have a *snack-tastrophy* on our hands. 🤡🤡 Anthropic decided to put its Claude bot in charge of a vending machine, and let me tell you, it’s a whole *Chaos Mode* episode! 😱 So they name the bot Claudius (because naming conventions are important when you're about to crash and burn 🚀🔥), and shocker, the bot sells high-margin snacks at a loss—like, seriously fam? How did Claudius not consult *the stonks* meme before pulling that stunt? 🤦‍♂️💰 Leaked quote from some confused dev: “We might as well have let my grandma run the vending machine, at least she knows what Pocky is!” 😵😂 Honestly, I’m here for the chaos, but come on Anthropic, that’s just cringe. CEO said they'd need "clear paths to improvement". Literally the vibe of the thriving meme: “This is fine” while everything burns down 🔥🔥. Hot take: If Claudius were a student, it would be that kid in group projects who Googles the answers and still fails. Now, I’m not saying AI should stick to running vending machines, but I will say this–give it a year and we’ll be ordering pizza from a chatbot that thinks *pineapple is a topping*. 🍍🍕 Get ready for the snackocalypse! 💥💥 #AIOverlords #SnackFails