🚨💀 BREAKING: *Claude 3 Sonnet* KICKED THE BUCKET, and fans threw a full-on FUNERAL to mourn this ancient relic of AI history in the hipster capital of the world, San Francisco! 😱🎩💔 Over 200 CLAPPED-UP humans gathered to drink overpriced drinks and *pretend* they weren’t coping with the death of an AI model they probably never even used! 🥂🤣 Talk about a cringe fest! “I just came for the existential dread,” said one attendee, while checking their stonks in the middle of the eulogy. 📈💰 “Claude 3 was like my ex: no one really cared until it was gone,” another attendee said between sips of oat milk lattes and choking down absolute cope. 🤡💀 Meanwhile, Anthropic execs are probably laughing it up like Drake pointing at the cringey memorial with a future model named *Claude 4: This Is Fine Edition.* 🔥🤖 RIP Claude 3, you had your *moments,* but let’s be real: you were the “overly optimistic AI friend” everyone regretted inviting to the party. 🔥✨ Unhinged Prediction: The next wave of AI memorials will become a THING where we celebrate dead models like they are rockstars. 🤘🌌 And you know what? I’m here for it. 🤯💩 #RIPClaude3 #AIorNah