🚨💥 BREAKING: ANTHROPIC JUST UNLEASHED THE KRAKEN! 🐙💻💥 Y’all heard about Claude Sonnet? This bad boy can now munch on *FOUR* whole codebases like it’s a Sunday brunch buffet. 🥞🍳 Say goodbye to burning out your keyboard like it’s a caffeine-fueled coding session at 3 AM, and say hello to the AI that’ll leave your code looking like a Picasso painting… or a toddler’s finger painting, depending on your skills. 🤡🔌 **Developer Quote™:** “We were like, ‘Yo, let’s have Claude Sonnet gobble up all the code like a thirsty spaghetti monster!’ 🍝💀” Sounds like some serious stonk move, right? 📈💸 But don’t get too hype—remember when people thought NFTs were the future? Look how THAT turned out. Meanwhile, OpenAI was throwing a party with GPT-5, and I’m just here like: “This is fine” 🐶🔥 and praying for the tech gods to save us all from endless AI-generated code spaghetti smothered in bugs. 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE ALERT: In 2024, AI will start its own programming language, and it'll be nothing but emojis. Yeah, you heard me. 🌌😱 *#CodeWithEmojis* is going to be the next big thing, mark my words! 😂🚀💥 Share this with your friends, or let Claude Sonnet roast you too! 🤖✌️