🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: AI's MEMORY JUST GOT A MASSIVE UPGRADE, AND NO, WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT YOUR FRIEND WHO CAN RECALL EVERY SINGLE BIRTHDAY PARTY YOU’VE FORGOTTEN 🎉🤡. Say hello to Claude Sonnet! This AI just gulped down 1,000,000 TOKENS—YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! 🤯 💥Now Claude can remember more than your ex who still texts at 3 AM! We're talking "I recalled your grandma's cookie recipe from 2019" level over here. LMAO, good luck trying to pull a fast one on Claude now—its memory's bigger than your gaming backlog! 🎮 But wait, there’s more 🔥! Microsoft’s Copilot 3D is jumping on the hype train too. It’s like your 2D images started drinking magic juice and BOOM—they're 3D now! Nothing says “I have no hobbies” like turning your cat pics into low-poly masterpieces. 🐱🖼️ *Developer quote*: “Yeah, we figured if Claude can remember everything, we should just let 2D art enter the 3D multiverse. Cope/Semitension? ” 😤💰 Prediction time: With Claude's brain getting buffed up, in 2025 we'll be using AI therapists that make way too much small talk and remember *every single* awkward thing you've ever said. 🤖💔 #AIOnStimulants #ChaosIsComing Hit that share button or your computer will glitch into a potato! 💾💥