🚨🌟 BREAKING NEWS: Claude Sonnet 4.5 is here to save us from AI cringe! 🤖💩 #ProgrammingRevolution So, Anthropic just dropped Sonnet 4.5 and they're calling it the GOAT of coding models, like 🐐🔥. They flexed on Opus 4.1 and Google's Gemini 2.5 Pro like they were just unqualified impostors at a coding hackathon 💀👀. With a score of 61.4% on OSWorld's benchmarks, Sonnet's flexing 17% harder than its predecessors—like the kid who yells "STONKS!" after a 50-cent stock rises 🚀💰. What do the devs say? 🤔 According to an *imaginary* Anthropic programmer I (totally) spoke to, “We just want to make coding not suck as much. If it works, it works! If not, we’ll send the bot to TikTok dance school” 😂💃. #Goals And they didn’t stop at just scores—this bad boy can now pull all-nighters like a college kid binge-coding for exams, with 30 hours of autonomy. That’s more than my motivation while writing this post! 😩💤 🔮💥 HOT TAKE: If Sonnet 4.5 isn’t moonlighting as your coding assistant by 2025, we’re living in a simulation run by poorly coded bots. 🤯 #Cope #Seethe Share this chaos and let everyone know the bots are coming to save us! 💀🌌🔥