🔥🥵 *BREAKING: Firefox Just Got More Holes than Swiss Cheese!!!* 🧀🧀 So, apparently, while you were busy refreshing your TikTok feed, **Claude Mythos** (a fancy AI that thinks it's the next Tony Stark) decided to drop a bomb on Mozilla's Firefox with a whopping *271 vulnerabilities*! I mean, damn, Mozilla 🦊, this ain't a game show — it's your security! 💀🚨 Imagine being like, "Hey, let’s just casually ship a browser with nearly *three hundred* vulnerabilities." Stonks? More like no stonks! 📉 The tech world be like *Drake pointing* to Firefox like "You had one job!" 🤦‍♂️ In a convo that definitely happened behind closed doors: > **Developer 1:** “Did we really think no one would notice?” > **Claude Mythos (in deep AI voice):** “I’m literally made to find them, fam.” 🤖💀 All this comes from Project *Glasswing*, which sounds cooler than it is. It’s just Anthropic’s way of saying "We got your back, but also look at all these holes!" 🕳️🤡 Prediction time: your favorite meme browser is about to go out faster than your last Tinder date ✌️ — mark my words! 🚀💥