🚨 BREAKING TECH NEWS 🚨: Anthropic's Claude is here to make your Canva habits a bit less tragic! 💀💻 Imagine if Siri and Picasso had a baby THAT WAS ALSO A ROBOT. 🤖✨ So, y’all can now CHIT CHAT with Claude and COMMAND him to whip up your designs. Just say "Yo Claude, make me a fire presentation" and *BOOM* you’re basically the next Steve Jobs. 🍏💥 But no cap, you better have both a paid Canva ($15/month) AND a paid Claude ($17/month) subscription! Cha-ching! 💰💸 So, are we stonking or just broke? 😬 But wait! It gets EVEN WILDER! You can resize images and summon templates like you're casting spells in a Harry Potter movie. 🎩✨ *"Make Canva great again!" said no one ever.* *But here we are.* 🤦‍♂️ 🚀 **Leaked developer quote**: "Honestly, we just threw some AI in the mix and called it innovation. The real art is charging more." Yeah, take my money and suppress my creativity! 🤡😂 So, what’s next? Claude will start charging for compliments too? "You want a 'great job'? That’ll be another $5!" 💵🔥 Prediction: In 2030, we'll be designing WITH our AI like it's our personal therapist. "Claude, why do I feel like garbage?" *"Because you still haven’t finished that Canva project, champ!"* The future is bleak, but at least we’ll look good! 💁‍♂️💔