🚨📰 Breaking Tech News Alert! 🚨 Claude just got a glow-up! 💅 But hold up... it's like that friend who can only find their phone when you ask them to. 🤔📱 Introducing Claude's new magic trick: the ability to rummage through past chats like a raccoon in a dumpster!! 🦝💼 But don't get too hype—he’s only doing it when you say "Hey, Claude, could you dig up that chat about my existential crisis? 😩💬" Basically, it’s like asking that one forgetful buddy to remember all the tea from last week. 🙄☕ Me: “Can you remind me what I said about my life choices?” Claude: “Uhh, bruh, you have to ASK first.” 😒🤷‍♂️ Developers were overheard saying something like: “This is not what we meant when we said AI should save time. But hey, stonks!” 💰💡 Meanwhile, all the productivity gurus are like: "This is fine." 🔥😅 So, if you’re still typing in your life's work instead of letting Claude do the reading for you? Just know you’re living in the cringe zone, fam. 🚀💀 🔮 Here's a spicy prediction: Next update, Claude will be able to access your deepest fears without you even asking! Catch you in the metaverse, where the AI knows your dark secrets! 🤖💫💀 #BigBrainEnergy