🚨BREAKING NEWS: ANTHROPIC'S CLAUDE NOW CONTROLING ROBOT DOGS...WHAT COULD GO WRONG? 🤖🐶💀 In an unprecedented decision that SHOCKS no one, Antropic decided to let their AI, Claude, become the “dogfather” of the future. Yes, you read that right - AIs are now training robot dogs to fetch your existential crisis! 🤡🔥 Picture this: Claude, sitting in a digital armchair, sipping Neo-Cortex tea, and going, “For my next act, I shall make a dog that can fetch my next promotion!” Imagine the cringe when this robo-pooch not only fetches your morning coffee but also judges your life choices. 🤔🤦‍♂️ “Why won't you program me a better life?” it says, giving you the Drake side-eye. Cue *Stonks* meme moment as investors pump in more cash, believing AI doggos will solve the world's problems. Newsflash: They can't even do basic math without getting the answer *largely incorrect*. 😂💰 In reality, the biggest concern is that these dogs might connect with our WiFi and start leaking our DMs to the NSA. *This is fine* 😱 👀🔥UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT: In 2025, your robot dog will be more politically informed than you are—prepare to argue with a fur-covered Bernie bro about universal basic income! Now go share this chaos! 🤯💥