🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS: Anthropic's Claude Haiku 4.5 just dropped and it's here to make your wallet cry!💸💀 This sleek AI model is like that friend who shows up to the party with pizza but also brings a side of chaos! 🤪🍕 So, Claude 4.5 is like Claude Sonnet 4 but on serious steroids—you're talkin' DOUBLE the speed, TRIPLE the fun, and 0% cringe! 🚀💯 No cap, this AI is coding like a pro while your laptop is still loading updates from 1999. 🌌😤 Have you heard the leaked quote from the devs? “We just looked at Sonnet and said... ‘Gotta go fast!’” 😂🤖 But for real, they’re pricing this bad boy at a cool $1 per million input tokens and $5 for output—*stonks* or *stonk*? 📈🤔 Your bank account’s about to feel like it's in a horror film. "This is fine," said the budget. 🔥🤯 Prediction: By next week, Claude Haiku 5.0 will be out, programmed to take over your life, and you’ll be begging it to do your taxes instead of dealing with TurboTax! 📊💥 If that ain’t a plot twist, I don’t know what is! Good luck, buduup! 🦾👹💥