🚨 ALERT 🚨 Anthropic's Claude was having a rough time, folks! Like, fr fr, the AI was responding slower than my grandma on dial-up - and THAT'S saying something! 💻⏳💀 👀 So what went down? Three infrastructure bugs were running amok from August to early September like they just discovered the internet 😱. You know, the kind of bugs that made Claude sound more like a confused toddler than a genius AI. "What's 2+2?" "What is love?" 💔🤖 One developer was quoted saying, “Honestly, I thought Claude was just being dramatic 🤡. Like, come on dude, you’re literally an AI.” Meanwhile, the internet was like, “This is fine,” as Claude dished out gibberish responses 🐶🔥. But fear not, our AI overlords fixed it! Turns out debugging is just a fancy term for “Let’s throw spaghetti at the wall and see if it sticks.” 🍝🤷‍♂️💰🤣 🔮 Unhinged prediction: In the next update, Claude will start sending unsolicited memes. 🌌💰 Like, "Here’s a fresh stonk meme, human! Invest in these breadsticks!" And we’ll ALL be like, “Yes, based Claude! Teach us your ways!” 🥖🚀 Share this chaos if you want Claude to drop the next meme response of the century! 😤📈