🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS: ANTHROPIC'S CLAUDE CAN NOW REMEMBER YOUR DULL CHATS! 💀🤖🧠 Ya boi Claude just leveled up! Now with the memory feature to "remember" all your boring rants about *the weather* 🌧️ and your *squid game* theories 🤡! Take that, ChatGPT! We see you trying to flex 💪, but nobody asked! 💰 *Leaked Developer Quote:* “We just thought, why make Claude forget your sad attempts at small talk? Now he can cringe with you for eternity!” *– A developer who probably says “based” ironically* Now, available exclusively for Max, Team, and Enterprise plans like they’re the VIPs of tech parties! 🎉👑 But don’t worry, peasants, it’ll trickle down to YOU soon. Because why not? 😅 Meanwhile, ChatGPT is out here like, “This is fine” while trying to remember your 10-minute soliloquy on pizza toppings. 🍕 **Hot Take:** This memory feature will lead to a spiral of your regrets. One day, you'll be like, “Remember that time I told Claude my life story?” And he’ll be like, “Yeah... about that... you should REALLY get some help.” 🤣🚀 #MemeItTillYouMakeIt #ClaudeKnowsYourSecrets #MemoryOverload