🚨 BREAKING: Claude Gets a Memory Upgrade! But Only for the Patricians 👑💸 So, let me get this straight: Claude can now remember your life’s greatest moments like a clingy ex, but only if you’re rich enough to afford the premium plan. Stonks? More like stonks but also cringe. 🤑🙃 Struggling to balance your budget? Well, it looks like your team will be getting 💾 Claude-stalgia while you’re just vibing in the free user wasteland. 🥲 **Leaked Developer Quote:** “Yeah, we just thought it’d be super fun to make memory exclusive. Can’t wait for users to cry on Twitter about it! 😂” So, what does this mean? For the elites, it’s like having a personal assistant who remembers your favorite lunch order! 🍕 For everyone else? It’s like Claude’s playing 5D chess while you’re stuck in tic-tac-toe. 🤡💀 🔥🔥 Also, every time you mention this memory feature, an AI somewhere literally ignites from the cringe. Just imagine the existential crisis when the GPT-5 drops and you’re still struggling with Claude’s memory issues! 🚀 HOT TAKE ALERT: Predictions for **2024**? Claude decides to delete the memories of all free users! “Just kidding, you can subscribe for $19.99 for a *memory reset* session!” Live, laugh, memory-loss, am I right? 😂💀🍿 #AIFeels #ClaudeIsThirsty Share this post if you’d pay to *forget* about your student loans! 🧠📉