🚨🔥💻 YO FAM, LISTEN UP! Anthropic just dropped the hottest tech update since the last Apple “just kidding” event! 🥴 They’re rolling out Claude Code like it’s the new iPhone, but instead, it’s a VS Code extension that’s about as reliable as your friend who said they’d show up “five minutes” ago. ⏰💀 **BREAKING NEWS:** Claude Code 2.0 is here with all the new bells and whistles! 🎉 But first, let’s talk about how they’re trying to get you dabbing for joy with a brand-new terminal interface. Just imagine opening your terminal and shouting “LETS GOOO!” like a TikTok hype beast! 🚀🥳 But wait... checkpoints for *autonomous operation*? Are we sure this isn’t just a ploy for AI to take over while we binge-watch Netflix, fam? No cap, I’m about to have a panic attack 🤖💥 And I swear I overheard an Anthropic dev saying, “We’re just one upgrade away from AI writing *better* code than humans. Good luck, coders! 👀👾” 🔥💰 Listen, all I’m saying is if Claude starts calling in sick with “too much intelligence” on the resume, you heard it here first. In the next two years, all coding jobs will be just **AI petting zoos** and **Chad Developers** will be flexing on LinkedIn like “I trained Claude to code better than you, bro.” Stonks are going up! 🚀📈 Time to grab your tinfoil hats, folks! 🤡✨ This is just the beginning of the "AI overlord" era. Buckle up! 🛡️💼