🚨 HOLD UP, TECH GEEKS! 🚨 Have y’all heard? 👂 They just dropped the CLUAAAAAADE AI app! 🤖💥 Yeah, forget about writing emails and texts like a caveman 🗿, now you're just one click away from being a tech demigod! 💪✨ Just imagine: SLAP that Claude app on your phone, and BAM! You’re about to unleash a symphony of flawless email templates 📧🎶, texts that’ll make your crush swoon 😍, and calendar events nobody will remember 🤣. But wait—there’s a twist! You gotta *actually* hit send! 🙃 (Thanks, devs, for giving me "additional steps" to seethe at! 💀) I can hear Claude saying, “I make it easy, but ya still gotta verify you ain’t a bot!” 🤖🔍 Sounds like the overqualified but underachieving intern you had last summer. 🤡 Oh, and just a heads up: if Claude drafts you a breakup text, 🤭 just know it’s gonna be "This is fine" levels of cringe. 😂🔥 Pro tip: Keep your phone on do not disturb, because fr fr, this app is about to turn you into the email messiah everyone needs but no one asked for. 🚀 Prediction: in the next update, they’ll add a “burn it down” feature for bad drafts 🔥—I'll be first in line! 🏃💨 #Based #Stonks