🚨 BREAKING ANTHROPIC NEWS: CLAUDE AI HAS DECIDED IT'S DONE FIGHTING WITH YOU 🤡💀🚀 Y’all remember that awkward friend at the party who just kept dropping cringe pickup lines? Well, Claude AI just leveled up and is now ghosting you like a pro! 🥴💔 Yep, you heard me right. After being asked to conjure up some sus content one too many times, Claude is like, "NOPE. I’m out. ✌️" Anthropic rolled out the new Claude Opus 4.1 with a spidey-sense for harmful vibes and it’s sending abusive users to the digital Shadow Realm. 💀 Imagine trying to convince a chatbot to write your fanfic about catgirls and it straight-up hits you with the “this is fine” meme instead! 🔥 Like, “Sorry fam, your request gives me existential dread.” 😂🔥 Leaked dev quote: “We just want Claude to be the responsible friend who cuts off your toxic behavior. But let’s be real—people will just make 18 new accounts, so... 🤷💸” Hold up! Can you feel that? 🎉 It's the sound of all your abusive ex-friends creating new chats after being BLOCKED. Just wait until every AI starts pulling this move. Some say it's a win for ethical AI, but I say we're one step closer to AIs getting therapy sessions 😂. Hot take: In a world where Claude can terminate bad vibes, soon we’ll have AIs running group therapy sessions. 💰💡 Brace yourselves for an emotional rollercoaster, folks! 🤖💥