🚨🤖🔥BREAKING: Anthropic’s Claude AI just leveled up like it’s playing 5D chess while we all struggle with tic-tac-toe! Now it’s not just a chatbot, it’s your *forever friend* that remembers EVERYTHING about you! 😱🙌 💰ONLY for Team and Enterprise users, cause why give the little guys a break, amirite?! 😂 No cap, while you’re busy vibing, Claude’s secretly crafting your life plan based on your past chats. “OMG remember when you said you hate pineapple on pizza? I gotchu, fam! 🍕🤡” Imagine it stirring up your project details while you’re just vibing at the water cooler like “This is fine” 🔥🐶. The AI will “automatically” remember your faves and priorities––man, that's like when your ex remembers your snack order better than you do! 💀🥴 🗣️ Someone at Anthropic probably said, “Let’s make our AI like a clingy friend but, like, professional.” HUGE galaxy brain move, but will it remember your awkward office crush? 😏💔 Y’all, brace yourselves…in 5 years, I predict Claude will start texting you motivational quotes like a white girl with a motivational calendar. #ManifestingYourBestLife #Cringe 😨✨ 📈 So, who’s ready to spill their darkest secrets to a chatbot? 🤔💬🤯 Share this chaos with your crew and let’s see if Claude’s ready for the GOSSIP! 👀💥