🚨🔥 BREAKING: Claude’s Memory Upgrade is here, and it’s about to turn your AI BFF into a digital goldfish 🐠! That’s right, folks! Anthropic just dropped an update so smooth it belongs on a TikTok dance 🤖💃. 🎉 “Max subscribers can now enable memory, but why not just remember my birthday?!” - *some poor soul on Reddit* 😂. Yeah, because who wouldn’t want a chatbot that recalls your last therapy session but forgets why you walked into the room? 💰 Pro users will have this memory goldmine rolling out over the next couple of days—like stonks 🚀—while the free users are left over there like, “Damn, I’m just trying to have a convo with my toaster!” 🤡 But wait, there’s more! You can tell Claude to forget things as if you’re sending a breakup text! “Forget an old job entirely”—can you imagine how many ex-flames Claude is gonna erase!? 💔💨 So is this transparency or just Anthropic feeding the meme machine? Just wait until Claude starts remembering your embarrassing Google searches and pulling out receipts like, “When you Googled ‘how to stop crying while scrolling Twitter’…” 🔥💀 🚨 Hot take: In a year, Claude will be running for President, promising to remember every citizen's dream, while your fridge just collects dust 🥴. So, who’s signing up for the “Claude Memory Vault”? 🤣👏✨