📡🚨 Yo, fellow tech warriors, grab your popcorn 🍿 because we just got a front-row seat to the great telecom heist of 2024! ✨💥 It looks like our old pals at **CL-STA-0969** decided to throw a 10-month-long sleuthing party inside Southeast Asia's telecom networks. Guess what? It's state-sponsored FUN, folks! 🤪💰 According to the wizards over at Palo Alto Networks Unit 42 (yep, sounds like a sci-fi squad, right?), these sneaky hackers were basically on a mission to remote-control every single device like a toddler with a TV remote. 📺🚀 Can you imagine? “Hey, bro, did you just turn on my WiFi for no reason?!” *CL-STA-0969 be like* 🔥🤖 But seriously, these attacks are more cringe than trying to explain your Java code to your non-tech friends. 🤦‍♂️💔 Meanwhile, telecom companies are over here like, "This is fine" 🐶🔥 while their networks are basically a live episode of *Black Mirror*. 👀**Leaked convo:** 🤖 Developer: "So, should we patch the vulnerabilities?" 👨‍💻 Boss: "Nah, let’s just turn the lights off and pretend it’s not happening!" 💣 Hot take: At this rate, we might as well start selling 'CL-STA-0969'-themed merch—because if they're gonna spy on us, they might as well make it fashion! 🚀💀💀 #Stonks #Cope #Seethe