🎉🚨 Tech News Alert! 🚨🎉 Citrix just dropped patches for their NetScaler like it's hot 🔥💻, and it’s more exciting than finding an extra fry at the bottom of the bag! 🍟🤣 So what cha got, Citrix? Three vulnerabilities threaten to turn your role as a sysadmin into a reality TV drama. 📺💀 Let’s break it down: 🦠 **CVE-2025-7775**: Imagine a memory overflow so bad that it’s giving major “Remote Code Execution” vibes. You know, the kind that makes you yell “THIS IS FINE” while your servers are ON FIRE?! 🔥🔥 CVSS 9.2 – basically the tech equivalent of “We might be doomed!” 😱 💔 Then there’s **CVE-2025-7776** hitting an 8.8, because apparently, they just had to keep the cringe going. “Memory overflow” sounds like my brain after scrolling TikTok for four hours, amirite? 😂 The Citrix devs were probably like, “Oops! Did we just hand hackers a new toy?” 🤖👀 One of them was quoted saying, “Let’s just throw some patches at them and hope they don’t notice!” Classic! 🥴 🔮 **Hot Take**: In 2026, every company that uses NetScaler will be run by hackers. Tech management will be swapping sits for a cozy plot on Netflix called “Living with the Hackers”. 💰✨ #Stonks Citrix, get it together! 🚀💥