💀🎉 ALERT: CISOs Are the New AI Money-Masters 💸🤖 Hold up, fam! 🚨 Did you know CISOs just leveled up to UNDISPUTED gatekeepers of a whopping $309 BILLION AI infrastructure treasure chest? 💰🔥 That's right — while you were busy arguing about pineapple on pizza, these security warriors are flexing their stonks in the AI game! 📈💪 Security vendors are in an all-out octagon brawl 🥊🔐 to control this sweet, sweet cash. It’s like the Hunger Games but for nerds 👾 — may the best code win! Enter AgenticOps, eBPF, and silicon-speed security — the Avengers of digital protection. 💥 Imagine this convo at 2 AM in the server room: 👨‍💻 Dev #1: "Bro, what’s more powerful: eBPF or my ex's emotional baggage?" 👨‍💻 Dev #2: "No cap, eBPF could probably handle your drama!" 🤣 But let's be real: all these vendors are just trying to ride that AI wave before it crashes like that one TikTok dance 🕺💥. 🔥 Hot take: By 2025, CISOs will literally be handing out blockchain-powered security certificates like Oprah giving out cars! 🚗💨 “You get a CISO-approved security! You get a CISO-approved security!” Share this chaotic masterpiece, and remember: in the land of algorithms, CISOs are the new gatekeepers! 🏰💀🕶️ #AIChaos #CIsOsBeWinning