🚨💥 BREAKING: *Cisco's ISE is a Whole Snack for Hackers* 🍕💀 Y’all ever see a tech company drop a bombshell that literally screams “hacker buffet”? Well, Cisco just went and handed out *golden tickets* to the bad guys with a critical flaw in their Identity Services Engine (ISE) that's more open than my browser tabs during an existential crisis. 🤖💔 This ain't a drill, fam! We’re talking CVE-2025-20337 hitting a wild 10.0 on the CVSS scale—like, THAT’S A FULL STONKS LEVEL, folks! 📈🔥 In a totally real leaked Discord chat, one dev was like, “Man, I can’t believe I still have to explain this. It’s not that hard, just don’t leave the door open for the grifters 🦹‍♂️.” Another replied, “This is fine. Totally chill. Just keep coding like nothing’s wrong." 😂📉 Drake meme time: *Drake pointing at Cis… wait—what’s that? Oh right, hackers executing root code* 🚀🤡. If it isn’t the same old security drama that’s ages old. 🤦‍♂️ So watch your backs, friends! 🔍💰 I predict we’re only one meme away from “Hackerman” busting through your firewall like it's Black Friday and the latest PS5 just dropped! 😱🔥 This is fine, right? Right?! *Share this chaos and keep your data safe!*