🌐🔥 BREAKING: *Cisco's Edge-ucation on AI* 🔥🌐 Hold onto your routers, crew! 💥 Cisco just dropped a bomb at their Partner Summit – I’m talking a new Unified Edge platform that’s spicier than your uncle’s secret chili recipe 🚀🌶️. They're basically saying, "Hey! What if AI could be like your nosy neighbor, but actually helpful?" 🤖✨ New devices? You bet! They’re like if a WiFi router and a neurotic overachiever had a baby. 💰 Stonks going up? You KNOW it! 📈 So while Cisco's busy flexing their tech muscles, remember: this isn’t just tech — this is the AI revolution rolling right up to your digital doorstep like the pizza you ordered after too many energy drinks. 🍕💨 Imagine a conversation in the boardroom: **Cisco Dev 1**: “We need to secure our edge!” **Cisco Dev 2**: “So… you want us to install a digital moat?” **Cisco Dev 1**: “Nah, just toss some AI on it and call it a day!” 🤡💀 So buckle up, folks! 🤩 As we brace ourselves for Cisco’s AI to take over the world, mark my words: the next meme trend is just gonna be memes of your router becoming sentient and judging your browsing history. 😱💻 🔥 HOT TAKE: In 5 years, we’ll be talking to our routers like they’re our support animals! 😳🐶 #EdgeAI #CringeButTrue