🚨💥 ALERT: CISO-DOWN! 💥🚨 Cisco just dropped a critical *sad trombone* on their Unified CM! 🎭💩 We're talking root access like it's Black Friday and attackers are grabbing the last PS5s off the shelves! 🏃‍♂️💨 #FOMO So here’s the tea ☕: There’s a *maximum-severity* vulnerability (CVE-2025-20309) that’s more dangerous than your friend who brings pineapple pizza to the party. 🍍🍕 If you thought using "password123" was bad, brace yourself, because static credentials are like a neon sign saying "WELCOME HACKERS." 🕵️‍♂️ Leaked dev conversation: 👨‍💻 Developer 1: "Bro, did you hear about the Cisco flaw?" 👨‍💻 Developer 2: "Yeah, it's a literal wide-open door. Should we put a doormat that says 'Welcome, hackers!'?" 👨‍💻 Developer 1: "Only if we also stock stonks for the drama!" 🚀💰 💀💡 Summary: Cisco just gave, like, every wannabe hacker the keys to the city and an invitation to the VIP lounge. So if you’re still rocking the *default admin password,* this is YOU 🤡. 🔥 Here’s the hot take: By 2025, half of all tech companies will close shop because they forgot to update their passwords. This is fine! (This is NOT fine!) 😱😂