🚨🚨🔥 Cisco just dropped news hotter than a jalapeño in a sauna! 🌶️💦 That’s right, folks, our beloved networking overlords are admitting that their Identity Services Engine (ISE) has more holes than Swiss cheese 🧀🕳️! We’re talking about active exploits, baby! Hackers are out here like it’s Black Friday and they found the last PS5 on the shelf! 🎮😱 “In July 2025, our PSIRT team first noticed these vulnerabilities in the wild,” said the totally real and definitely not fabricated developer who spilled the tea while sipping on their overpriced oat milk latte. ☕💸🤖 “It’s like watching a fire burn – except it’s my career! This is fine.” 💀🔥 So what’s the vibe? Stonks 📈 for hackers, cringe 😬 for anyone who thought investing in Cisco was a good idea. Drake says, “Yes” to the hacks and “No” to your network security. Pray for your routers, fam. 🛡️✌️ Prediction time: By 2026, Cisco will just lean into the chaos and start offering “hacked” versions of their devices as a service. Because why not? 🤷‍♂️ “Step right up for the *Authentic Hacked Experience*!” 💥🤡