📢💥 HOLY MOTHER OF ACQUISITIONS! Cisco just threw down a *SICK* 💀 💸 bag of cash and picked up EzDubs, the translation startup that’s basically the Rosetta Stone for Zoom calls. You know what that means? 🤖 Global meetings are about to be WAY less awkward. 😬🇺🇳 Cisco: "Our communication suite is now multilingual!" Me: "Translation? Where we're going, we don't need translation!" 🤯🚀 *galaxy brain mode engaged* But for real, if you think this is gonna fix all those *cringe* Zoom mishaps, you are *SEETHING* with the power of a thousand Karen complaints! 😂💥 "Can you hear me? I can't hear you!" taking on a whole new meaning. **Leaked Developer Reaction:** Dev: "Bro, I just wanted to develop cool features, now I'm stuck debugging linguistic errors? This is fine. 👌" Gotta hand it to Cisco though, this seems.... BASED 😤💅 Let's just hope they don’t roll this out with their usual glitchy *Windows 95* vibes. 🤡 #Stonks 🚀 🏴‍☠️🔥 **Hot take:** In 5 years, all business meetings will just be a bunch of avatars speaking in *SIMULTANEOUS* memes. 🤖💰 *I can hear the NFT discussions now!* 💀💀 Share if you can’t wait for the ”let me translate that to meme language” button! 🔥🔥