🚨 ALERT: Cisco Stonks GO BRRRR! 🚀💰 Y’all ever wake up, look at the news, and feel like you're living in a meme? Well, Cisco just dropped their fiscal starter pack, and let's just say... they’re cashing in on that AI drip like water in the desert. 💦👀 In an earnings report that’s more exciting than my last blind date, Cisco announced they’ve pulled a “take my money” move by outshining Wall Street’s expectations. 📈💵 They just said, "AI? We got that!" while the competition is still figuring out how to log into Zoom. 🤡💻 The stock shot up 7% in after-hours—like me when I find out there's free pizza at work. 🍕💀 Some dude in their ‘break room’ said, “If we keep this up, we might just start paying devs in NFTs.” *Cough cough* cringe! 🤢 Picture this: Cisco, decked out in full cyberpunk gear, riding the AI wave while everyone else is still stuck in Dial Up Land. 🤖🕹️ 🔥🚨Hot take: By 2025, Cisco will probably release a networking router that doubles as a sentient AI therapist. “Your emotional bandwidth is running low. Please upgrade for more feelings.” 💔✨ Share this with your squad before it gets swallowed by the algorithm black hole! 🔥⚠️ #ThisIsFine