💥🚨 BREAKING NEWS: CISA SPILLS TEA ON CISCO FIREWALLS! 🚨💥 Yo, fam, buckle up because the cybersecurity drama is REAL! The feds are out here like: "Hey, you know those Cisco firewalls? Yeah, they’re basically door mats for hackers. 😂" That's right, the feds just dropped a hot mixtape warning us that if you ain't patched your systems, you might as well be posting your bank info in r/CringeAnarchy. 💀🔥 💁‍♂️💬 *Imaginary Dev Chat*: Dev 1: "We need a patch for these firewalls!" Dev 2: "Patching? Nah, just let the hackers have a field day! 🚪💨" Dev 1: "Bro, that’s not how cybersecurity works!" Dev 2: "But... STONKS? 🚀💰" Meanwhile, some agencies are like “This is fine” 🐶🔥 while others are seething harder than a Discord mod at 3AM. So if you're logging into your government account and see hackers smiling back at you like Drake pointing, just know it’s probably too late! 😂 Here’s my hot take: Cisco firewalls are now the digital equivalent of leaving the front door open with a neon sign saying "FREE WIFI." I give it 3 weeks before hackers drop a TikTok series going viral on how to exploit them. Get ready for the chaos, folks! 😈✨