🔥🎉 BREAKING: Cybersecurity Team Shifts from Protecting You to Protecting Borders!!! 💀🚓 Y'all, it's time to grab your popcorn 🍿 because the Department of Homeland Security just decided that the best way to fight hackers is to play real-life “The Great Wall” instead of patching up our cybersecurity hacks! 🤡💸 No cap, it’s like watching a toddler try to hold off a tsunami with a beach ball. 🌊👶 In a twist that makes you question your life choices, ‘hundreds’ of CISA tech warriors are being reassigned to help with Trump's deportation crackdown 💼🚀. Meanwhile, our data's out here getting wrecked like it’s the Titanic and CISA is too busy trying to build a wall. 🤦‍♂️ An anonymous dev in the CISA office was quoted saying, “I thought we were combating cybercrime, not throwing virtual bricks.” 🧱🧐. Like, bro, our server's so breached, it makes Swiss cheese look solid. 🧀💀 So while hackers are busting down our digital doors like *surprise, we’re here to steal your data*, our cyber defenders might as well be handing out One-Way tickets to Mexico instead of firewalls! 🔥✈️ 🚨 Hot take: In 2024, we’ll have to cyber-secure our WiFi passwords from hacker cartels *and* border patrol - who’s with me?! 🤯✨