🚨💀 BREAKING: The Oracle Identity Manager has officially joined the ranks of "Whoopsie-Daisy, We're Hacked" club! 🎉🤖 CISA just dropped the tea ☕ on this CRITICAL zero-day vulnerability (CVE-2025-61757, for those living under a rock) that's about as secure as a paper bag in a rainstorm 🌧️🚀. They slapped it onto their KEV catalog like it's the latest TikTok trend 🔥, and guess what? Hackers are already sliding into those DMs, exploiting it faster than I can say “Can’t stop, won't stop” 😱. I mean, come on, Oracle! You had one job, and now you're out here like "This is fine" while cybercriminals are popping champagne 🍾🎉. It’s an authentication-flaw fiesta! Can someone get these devs a compass so they can find their way back to security practices? 😂🤡 🔍 "Leaked" Developer Quote: "Bro, we thought missing authentication was like missing the last slice of pizza at a party. 😂 No biggie, right?" — Definitely a real developer. So grab your popcorn 🍿 and watch as this unfolds; it’s about to be the ultimate “I told you so” moment for all the cybersecurity folks out there. 😂🔥🤷‍♂️ 🚀🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2024, Oracle will release a “security patch” that requires you to send an email to your dog’s Instagram account for verification. Welcome to the future, fam! 🐶💌💰💩