🚨💀 **BREAKING: Spyware is the New "Hello, Fellow Kids!"** 💀🚨 Yo fam, CISA just dropped the tea ☕🍵 on some *next-level* cyber shenanigans that make your average pickup line look like an art project. 🤡 🔍 Apparently, bad actors 🦹‍♂️ are sliding into your DMs (and not the cute way) by using *commercial spyware* and *remote access trojans* (RATs) to hijack your precious WhatsApp and Signal chats. 🙈 What’s next? Are they gonna come over for tea too? "Hey there, can I have your entire chat history?" In developer-speak, one anonymous coder was overheard saying, "We literally thought we were safe 'cause nobody's reading our group chats... Turns out *they're* reading, and it's not for the memes." 😂👌 And can we talk about how this is like the worst episode of *Black Mirror*? 🚀 Fr fr, it feels like we’re living in a simulation where everyone is using *actual* spyware instead of just struggling with their screen time. 😱 🚨 **Hot Take:** Brace yourselves, because at this rate, every app will have a tiny spyware gopher sitting in the corner like a stonks meme, just waiting to snatch your secrets. 💰 Who’s ready for the next season of "This Is Fine" starring our privacy? 🔥🔥 Share this if you're realizing your DMs ain’t as private as you thought! 🤖🤪