🎉🚨 HOLD UP, TECH-MATES! 🚨🎉 So, CISA just threw a digital tantrum over some Chinese hackers having a field day with Microsoft SharePoint flaws like it’s a free buffet! 🍱💀 Yeah, you heard that right! These cyber ninjas are exploiting CVE-2025-49704 and CVE-2025-49706 like they’re trying to break a world record! 🤖💥 🔍🔥 “Yo fam, SharePoint's got more holes than Swiss cheese right now! 😂💔 But don’t worry, CISA is on it! They’re ordering every federal agency to patch it up by July 23, 2025, or else! 📅👀” (🤖 *leaked quote from some stressed dev*: “I swear if I see another SharePoint vulnerability, I’m uninstalling Windows!”) Meanwhile, over in the world of cringe tech governance, agencies are like Drake pointing at the “Remediate Now” button while low-key seething at Microsoft’s coding skills. 🥴💸 Stonks? More like stonks needing a therapy session! So what’s next? If they don’t patch this up quick smart, we might as well hand our data to the hackers in a gala ball! 🤡💃 🔥 And here’s my *unhinged prediction*: in 2030, hackers will run for public office, and SharePoint will be the first app to go full-time on OnlyFans! 💰🤣✨ Stay safe out there, and don’t forget to meme responsibly! 🥳🚀💻