🔥💀 ATTENTION TECH JUNKIES AND NERDS! CISA JUST DROPPED A BOMBSHELL! 🚀🚨 So... apparently, if you're rocking a WatchGuard Firebox (and let’s be real, who’s not? *crickets* 🦗), y’all might wanna sit down because your firewalls are about to become Swiss cheese! 🧀😱 Yup, CISA just flagged a security flaw so SCARY it made my mom’s Wi-Fi password seem like Fort Knox! Enter CVE-2025-9242, the *no-login required* vulnerability that’s hotter than your ex’s DMs on a Saturday night. 💔🔥 Imagine your Firebox just chilling while hackers are in the back like, “🤑 Stonks!” as they waltz right through, stealing data like a kid in a candy store! 🍭🤡 And it’s a high-score 9.3 on the CVSS scale, which the only multiplier you will ever need is a hot sauce on your tacos! 🌮 HELL YEAH! 💬 "I thought I was fireproof!" – Totally-not-hyped WatchGuard dev. So, if you're still living in 2020 and haven’t patched your Firebox yet, brace yourself. This is fine! 🐶🔥 🦄 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By the end of 2024, "Firebox" will be the trendy new name for overpriced Tinder profiles! 💰🤣 #FireboxFlaw #WatchGuardWoes