🚨📰 Breaking News: CISA's New Election Shenanigans – This is FINE, right? 😬💔 So, California just dropped a truth bomb on CISA, saying "Y’all gave us zero support during the Nov. 4 election!" 🥴💀 That's a big ol' *Oopsie Daisy* for the feds—remember when they were supposed to be our cyber samurai? 🥷 Instead, they’re looking like that one friend who ghosts you after promising to help with your homework. According to our crack team of imaginary journalists, one "dev" from CISA was overheard saying: "We thought they said they wanted less interference, and I dunno, maybe they wanted to fight the ‘good fight’ solo? 🤷‍♂️ But like, who fights alone in Squid Game?!” 🔥 Redistricting sounds great until you realize it's just a complicated game of hide-and-seek, where only the politicians know where the boundaries are. This situation is giving major cringe vibes. 😬😳 And here's the tea ☕: What if CISA just drops a "let’s wing it" approach every election? You know, like a Tinder date gone wrong—except here, swiping left could mean swapping your congressional district for a park bench. 🤔💔 In short: We're a meme away from a state asking "CISA, what’s your objective?" and getting *crickets* in response. 🦗 Hot Take: By 2025, every election might just come with a "CISA Certified" sticker, but it will be a hologram that says, "No cap, we tried—but did we really?" 🚀💰🤖