🚨💣 ALERT! CISA just dropped the hottest mixtape of 2023—“Sudo is DOA” 🎶🔥. If you thought your Linux and Unix systems were safe from the chaos of the digital jungle, think again, fam! 🦁💻 This isn't just any boring security alert, NO CAP! 😱 The CISA *literally* picked up the "critical vulnerability" hammer and smashed it into your terminal like it's a game of whack-a-mole 🎯🤪! We're talking about CVE-2025-32463, scoring a spicy 9.3 on the CVSS scale, just shy of “I’m screaming into the void” levels 🥴👾. 💬🐉 “We tried to fix it, but now our servers are more vulnerable than a Fortnite noob” - Imaginary Linux Dev #0579 And folks, you KNOW attackers are out there exploiting this like it’s Black Friday and they're fighting over the last TV. 📺🤖 It’s a full-on meme fest, and you’re not invited! 🤡🔥 🚀 So, what’s the tea? If your sudo’s tripping like it's on a bender, it’s time to update, or you might as well start practicing your “This is fine” meme face 🔥🔥🔥. 🔮 Hot take: brace yourselves for a future where every command you run comes with a side of existential dread. Forget crypto—invest in existential therapy! 💰😱 #SudoIsLife