🚨💸 Y’all wanna hear a tale of love and betrayal? 💔😱 Gather ‘round, fam, because Circle Internet Group just dropped their Q2 earnings like it’s hot! 🔥💰 Their revenue went up a GIGANTIC 54% to $658 million! 😳 A real stonks moment, right? 📈✨ Investors were ready to throw confetti and dance like Drake feeling blessed! 🎉 But hold up, wait a minute… Enter the plot twist: they announce a stock sale and WHAM 💥😬 shares tanked over 5% after-hours. Like, *this is fine* 🔥🔥 while investors are out here sipping $5 iced coffees like "wtf just happened?" 🤡💔 One "leaked" developer quote said, “We thought selling shares would feel like throwing a party, but it’s more like showing up to a party and realizing nobody’s there.” OOF. 🥴 Meme alert: this is like staring at a galaxy brain meme, only for it to be a potato in disguise. 💥🥔 So, buckle up! Circle must have a plan, right??🤔 Prediction: they might just start a side hustle in goat yoga to keep revenue flowing. 🐐🧘‍♂️ Get ready for the most chaotic pivot of 2023 🤯🚀