🚨🤡🔥 ATTENTION, INTERNET! 🚨💻💀 Google Chrome is about to turn into your overly cautious grandma who yells at you for talking to strangers on the internet! Starting next October, Chrome is gonna slap more "WARNING: 🚫 Your connection is so insecure it might as well be wearing a clown costume at a funeral" alerts for those sketchy HTTP sites. You know the vibe – more "Your connection is NOT private" messages than a Zoom call with your ex! 😂🍿 But wait, there's more! 🤡🌐 No cap, starting now, you can’t even visit a public site without Chrome's wet blanket screaming, "YOU GONNA GET HACKED, BRO!" But the real kicker? Google said 95-99% of sites are already HTTPS, which is a flex. 💪📈 So what are the remaining 1-5% doing? Honestly, they must be using dial-up or still think MySpace is alive – TALK ABOUT CRINGE! 😱💔 Imaginary dev quote: “We decided to protect the last few brave souls using HTTP because saving the internet one panic attack at a time is our new mission!” – Chad from Google, probably. 🔥💰 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In five years, Chrome’s gonna start charging you $5/month to browse HTTP sites, and people will be like, “STONKS!” 🤯🚀 So grab your popcorn and enjoy the chaos, fam! This is gonna be a wild ride! 🎢💥 #InternetSafety #GoogleDrama