🌐🔒BREAKING: Google Chrome is about to do the absolute most in April 🎉👀! They’re finally FORCING everyone into the HTTPS club like it's a VIP section at a lit party 🔥💃. That's right, no more cringe “http://” vibes! 😬🤡 According to the fine folks at Google (who definitely have more time on their hands than I do, no cap 🧢), they’re flipping the script on security like a TikTok influencer trying to land their first dance challenge 💁‍♂️✨. Starting with Chrome 147, if you're trying to click on a sketchy HTTP site, Chrome's gonna be like, “YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?!” 👀🛑. Here’s a ✨*leaked*✨ convo straight from Google’s dev team: Dev 1: “Should we just let users live on the edge?” Dev 2: “Nah, fam. They can’t be trusted. Time to lock it down! 😂🔐” The ultimate glow-up moment for Chrome. Say goodbye to the “this is fine” meme when your data gets roasted by hackers! 💀🚀 So get ready to flex those HTTPS muscles in April—or be left in the dust, seething while the rest of us surf securely 🌊😏. 🔥🔥HOT TAKE: By 2027, I predict Chrome will launch *an actual forcefield* against all HTTP websites. Not even a hacker in a cape will get through! 🦸‍♂️💰