🚨🦸‍♂️BREAKING NEWS: Chrome Might Get Sold Like Stolen Goods from a Gas Station! 🏪💸 So, the U.S. Department of Justice is coming for Google like a raccoon after a burrito 😱🌯. They want Chrome, a browser that’s been around longer than your grandma's house cat, to be sold off to the highest bidder. I mean, who knew browsing the web could feel like a yard sale? 🤡 But hold up! 🤔 Before we let the bidders start throwing out numbers like it’s an episode of *Shark Tank* (cue the *stonks* meme), let’s discuss why this is a big no cap situation! 😤💀 Imagine Chrome being owned by someone like Elon Musk, who’s half-heartedly trying to integrate it with a Tesla! "Siri, navigate to Mars?" 🚀 "Honestly, we don't want a Chrome owned by some *random blockchain dude* claiming they have the next big thing… just to end up giving us malware instead of memes." said a *leaked Google dev* (totally real). Can you imagine having to pay premium coins to use a browser? 💰Wait, that’s already happening with Web3! 😱 This is fine! 🔥 Hot take: If Chrome is sold, we might as well be back in the Stone Age of dial-up internet! Incoming AOL CDs, fam! 😂💾 #ChromeIsLife #Seethe Moral of the story: Keep Chrome where it belongs or we’re all just surfing the net on *GeoCities* again! 🌐📼✨