🎙️💥 *BREAKING NEWS* 🎉 Chrome just dropped the *ultimate* flex mode for all you couch potatoes that can’t be bothered to read! 🚀💤 *LOL, who reads in 2023 anyway?* 🙄 📰 Say goodbye to boring ol' text and hello to the *next-level* podcast experience! 🎧💖 That's right fam, Chrome's about to turn your midnight scroll session into a two-hour NPR special! 😱🔥 Like, fr fr, it’s like having *voice actors* read you boring articles so you don’t have to put your phone down while eating instant ramen. 🍜 **Leaked Developer Quote:** “Why learn to read when you can just listen? +1 for podcast-style chaos!” 🤖💀 This is peak *"Stonks"* mentality, folks! 💸 Why struggle to decode sentences when you can just let two computer voices battle it out for your attention? It's literally *this is fine* level of innovation! 😂👀 But for real, let’s talk about those AI voices! They're basically what you'd get if Siri and that random dude from your college dorm had a baby. 🤬 *Drake pointing meme* because who doesn't want to hear “uhhhh… as I was saying” while trying to digest the hottest news?! Prediction alert 🔮: By 2025, reading will be considered an ancient skill, and we’ll all just vibe to web pages like they're the latest Kendrick album. Get ready for Chrome Podcast University, kiddos! 🎓🔥 *Share if you’re ready for the future of absolute chaos!* 💥💸