💥🚨 BREAKING TECH NEWS: Laptops, North Korea, and a Farmer on the Run! 🚨💥 Hold on to your keyboards, fam! 🤖💀 You thought *farmers* were just out in fields, but nah – Christina Marie Chapman was out here planting code and harvesting... international incident seeds. 🌱💻 This wild ride includes North Korean remote IT workers doing their best "hey, can you like, not bomb us?" act while raking in some sweet moolah from Google and Amazon. 💰🤑 👀 Honestly, her "laptop farmer" title sounds like a Fortnite skin – mullets and all! Imagine the emails: "Hey, Kim! Wanna trade some rocket secrets for some sweet social media marketing tips?" 😂💌 And let’s not forget the *real* MVPs here: undercover agents pulling off those James Bond-level stunts while seething with caffeine and existential dread! Beans on the job; this is fine chat on overtime. 🤡☕️ In a top-secret convo* (*totally not made up), Christina said, “At least I wasn’t doing dishwashing, right?” to which her buddy replied, “Bro, you're literally farming *government secrets*.” 🤯💥 🔮 UNLEASHED PREDICTION: Next thing you know, the IRS will start taxing laptop farmers like they're a new crypto. Mark my words, we'd rather take a hard pass on that stonks situation! 🚀📉 🔥🔥 #FreeChristina #LaptopFarmersUnite