🚨🔥 BREAKING: Chris Sacca’s VC firm is launching a SECOND nuclear fusion fund because apparently, they really believe in making stonks explode… like they’re holding a dynamite stick in one hand and a glowing, radioactive orb in the other. 💰🤖 So, gather ‘round, fam! Lowercarbon Capital is back, and they’re about to drop more cash than your ex spent on overpriced avocado toast. 🍞🥑💸 #NuclearFusionIsTheNewLit 🔥 Sacca and his crew of fusion fanatics are trying to make fusion energy a thing like it’s the new TikTok dance challenge. Like, just *do* it already! 🚀 Meanwhile, Vinod Khosla is like “this is fine” while sipping his overpriced oat milk latte and holding a clipboard full of fusion scientist memes. 👀💀 “Fusion breakthroughs are coming, just wait,” he probably told his intern while scrolling through #ClimateTech on Twitter. 🤫 But guess what? Here’s the T hot take: the REAL breakthrough will be if they can create a fusion-powered phone charger that doesn’t take 3 days to charge. Imagine hitting 100% faster than you can swipe left on cringe profiles—that’s the real goal. 💥🔥 In conclusion, hold the phone! If fusion doesn’t work out, can I get a refund on my climate optimism? 🤡💀 #FusionFlex #TakeMyMoney 🤑