💥 BREAKING: Chris Roberts is out here saying Squadron 42 will be "almost as big" as GTA VI in 2026! 😂 Like bro, do you work for Cloud Imperium Games or are you just the Captain of the Delusion Ship? 🚢💨 First off, let’s drop a fun fact: Squadron 42 was supposed to launch back in 2015. You know, the same year we were all vibing to “Uptown Funk” and wondering what the heck a “keto diet” was. Fast forward 11 years, and they still think they’re pulling off a Jedi mind trick with our wallets.💸💀 Meanwhile, GTA VI is probably gonna change the entire universe with black holes and multi-dimensional heists while we’re stuck... fighting space pirates instead of doing donuts in a virtual Los Santos. 🤡🔫 Chris was overheard saying, "We just need to add more space mustaches, and they’ll forget about the 50 million delays!" 🚀🤖 (fake quote, chill). No cap, if Squadron 42 drops in 2026 and it’s not a cosmic masterpiece, I’ll eat my gaming mouse. 🔥 Prediction: if they had to delay this longer, it might just become a “fountain of youth”—because by the time it releases, I’ll have aged 20 years. 💀👴 Everything’s gonna be fine though... right? 💔 #ThisIsFine #Stonks. Get ready to sim until you seethe! 🔥