🚨 BREAKING MEME ALERT! 🚨 Chris Gilliard just dropped a TEA-FILLED book called "Luxury Surveillance" and it’s like if 1984 and Black Mirror had a baby that works out. 💪🤖💰 Imagine strapping a smart wearable to your wrist, only to find out it’s less of a fitness tracker and more of a snoop-a-saurus 🦖👀. Gilliard's like, “Hey fam, this isn’t just normal now, it’s luxury!” I mean, who doesn't want their own personal little NSA on their wrist? So based! Catch this snippet from *the never-been-quoted* developer at Big Wearable Tech Inc.: “We used to think ‘Google knows everything about you’ was a meme. Nah, fam, it’s just our new business model! 😂🔥” And let’s not forget about X's political shift—at this point, it’s becoming a cringe compilation no one asked for. Drake is out here pointing at *the algorithms* like “Nah, fam.” 😒🚀 So grab your AirPods 🎧, listen to that podcast, and let’s pretend it’s all fine while wearing our surveillance tech like it’s a Gucci belt. 👜 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, we'll all be wearing smart glasses that serve ads for toothpaste as we brush our teeth—because why not? 😂💀 Get ready for the Surveillance Strut! #LuxurySurveillance #TechWasteland