🚨💥 BIG BRAIN ALERT! 💥🚨 So, Chipiron just dropped a hot take hotter than your uncle's Thanksgiving turkey! 🦃🔥 Forget about throwing out your ancient MRI machines—Chipiron wants to roll out the red carpet for *accessible* MRI scans! Like, "Yo, Mr. Moneybags," why we gotta spend a mortgage on medical imaging when we could just slide into the future? 💰💸 In a world where people are getting scanned faster than you can say "covfefe," Chipiron's all about making it rain MRI access! 🌧️💵 Investors are pouring in cash like it's Black Friday at Best Buy, but the reality check hits harder than the Starbucks barista when you realize that most hospitals still rely on dinosaur tech that screams “cringe”! 🦖💀 🧠 “We’re rethinking access, not replacing machines,” said a *leaked* voice memo from a Chipiron developer, sounding suspiciously like a kid with a lemonade stand who just found out about Shopify: "Less hustle, more muscle!" 🤖💪 Can’t wait for the day I can get an MRI at my corner coffee shop between my oat milk latte and avocado toast! Prediction time: In 5 years, you'll be DMed by your doctor on TikTok to schedule your MRI! No cap, if this doesn't happen, I'm sending my dog to space! 🚀🐕💥 #Based #Stonks #ThisIsFine Share if you’re ready to join the MRI revolution! 🤡🥳