🚨💻 BREAKING NEWS: The Great SharePoint Heist—Now with 100% More Hackers! 🔥👀 So apparently, researchers found out that hackers—sponsored by your unfriendly neighborhood China 🇨🇳—are all up in our SharePoint like it’s an all-you-can-eat buffet of sensitive data. 🍽️🔓 Yes, fam, that’s right! The same software your boss uses to mismanage office documents is getting steamrolled by some professional keyboard warriors. Stonks? More like stonks-blown-up 💥! 💀💬 A "source" from Developer Labs™ (totally a real place) said, “Who needs coffee when you can sip on government-sponsored hacking anxiety?” ☕💩. Meanwhile, our faves over at SharePoint are like "This is fine" while their software is a RCE (Remote Code Execution) playground for the hackers. 🚀 (For those not in the know, RCE is what happens when you let toddlers babysit your tech; chaos ensues!) 🔮🌌 Hot take: By 2025, all businesses will just give up and start conducting meetings in a Discord server because ZOOM security = unexciting level 1 and SharePoint be like "Hold my fire wall!" 🔥🔥 🤣 So, what’s your plan? Keep using SharePoint or sell all your stocks to your cat? Let the chaos reign! 🐱💰👑 #HackerLife #SharePointFiasco